So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
