Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I understand Curling. That high.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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