Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I smell like Dick and happiness
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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