I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I want her autograph on my taint
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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