Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Randomize
