hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program