You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND