i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Even my vagina gasped.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.