So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis