ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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