Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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