i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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