playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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