i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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