Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I wish i was in the wii world.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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