people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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