we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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