I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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