covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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