There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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