please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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