Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The air taste purple.
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