If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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