and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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