at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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