I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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