Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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