Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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