It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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