he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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