do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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