Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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