do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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