did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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