This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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