I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
now i know why i became what i already was.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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