I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Someone signed my nipple.
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