I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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