Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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