My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm