we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.