I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups