Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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