:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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