Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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