I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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