i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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