Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You ate ashes out of my bong
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