Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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