One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
this just has baby written all over it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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