Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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