I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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