One girl and one boy is just not enough.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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