Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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