Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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