Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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