Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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