i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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