i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Randomize
