so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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