I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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