Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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