You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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