sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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